alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via humorous)

unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

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(Fonte: unshaped, via pokememoan)

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

(via pokememoan)

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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(Fonte: britanymurphy, via pokememoan)

jesussbabymomma:

you can literally start a fight about anything on this website life is amazing

(via tranquilence)

humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via pokememoan)